Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.Ĩ. You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.Ħ. May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.ĥ. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.Ĥ. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.ģ. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Perfect for that friend you only see once a year or that colleague who you don’t have any inside jokes with, just go with one of these classics to get them laughing.ġ. The go-to for any birthday, we’ve crafted these funny birthday wishes to be great for almost any birthday celebration. From the rude and offensive to the cheeky and light-hearted messages, simply choose your favourite and pass it off as your own. We’ve all been there, you’ve picked out a great card but when you sit down to write your message, you can’t think of anything besides “Happy birthday.” Well, don’t worry! Our team of greeting card experts have scoured the internet, searched our own cards and trawled thousands of ideas to bring you a list of the 69 funniest things you can say inside your card. Choosing a birthday card is just half the battle now you have to think of something funny to write inside.
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